All's Fair in Love and Toys
by Kat and Kadi
Rated NC-17

Disclaimer: Ummmm... what was I gonna say again?

Note: This is a PWP that has absolutely no purpose other than the perverse
pleasure we took in writing it!


B'Elanna Torres stopped dead in her tracks as she caught sight of the
objects for sale just behind a shop window. She blinked several times, then
reached over and snatched the arm of her Captain, dragging her over she
pointed inside, "Tell me those are not what I think they are."

She stared for several seconds, blinked once, twice, then her jaw fell open,
"Those are exactly what you think they are."

A sly grin curved across Torres' face, she glanced back to where the other
members of the away team were negotiating for supplies, then tugged her
Captain toward the entrance, "I don't suppose we could just step inside for
a moment to look... what do you think?"

"Lieutenant, this is an away mission, not a shopping expedition," but
Kathryn grinned broadly and waggled her brows, "that said and out of the
way, let's go!" She grabbed B'Elanna's arm and drug her into the store. The
two spent several minutes browsing the store, awing and giggling over the
merchandise. They had even talked themselves into buying a couple of items,
and were so engrossed in their shopping they didn't notice the other two
members of the away team had joined them.

Seven looked around in confused silence while Chakotay just shook his head,
"Kathryn," he picked through the items in her little hand held shopping
basket, "What do you need this for?" He held up the bottle of a of scented,
edible body lotion.

She snatched it away from him and tucked it back into the basket, "If you
have to ask that, then what am I doing wasting my time with you? Maybe I'll
just find someone else to use it on."

His reply was cut off by Seven, who was holding up a cylindrical rod, her
brow furrowing as it began to vibrate and pulse in her hand, "Urm, Captain,
what kind of tool is this precisely?"

Kathryn snatched it away from her, "I'll tell you when you're older.." She
waited til Seven wasn't looking, then snuck it into her shopping basket.

Chakotay arched a brow with her, "Think that's big enough?"

She snorted, "I hadn't planned on using it on you.. so yes, it's quite big
enough."

"I know that," he pushed past her, "I just didn't want you losing this one
like you did the last one... poor Neelix I think he's going to be scarred
for life."

"Well if you hadn't insisted on using it in the galley, I wouldn't have lost
it in that pot of grease... It was really all your fault.. pervert."

“Hey.. You're the one buying sex toys Kathryn.. not me."

"Well you're the one who likes to use them on me Chakotay."

"I don't recall you complaining..."

"Probably because you generally don't recall much at all."

"Hmm.. I wonder why.."

"Chakotay, go play with your blow up doll... I bought it specially for you."

Chakotay rolled his eyes, "God knows I'll probably get more response out of
the damned blow up doll then I would you... "

"Oh.. you mean the squeaking noises?" She snorted, "Sex with you is the only
time I actually get to sleep.."

"Riiiiiight," he didn't look convinced, "That's why you scream so loudly it
takes an hour for my ears to stop ringing."

“I was screaming for you to leave!" She gave him a smart-assed grin and
walked off to explore the other side of the sex shop.

"If that's the case," he called after her, "then why were you screaming
don't stop, don't stop, oh god, don't stop?"

She shook her head as she moved to the checkout counter, "You've been
sniffing shuttle exhaust haven't you Chakotay? Because, that's the only
other reason I can think of for these hallucinations you keep having."

"Is that so?" He leaned against the counter, "Care to put it to the test
dear?" At her challenging expression he grinned, "My cabin, 2200 hours,
don't be late." He winked at her then pushed away from the counter to walk
past her to the exit, but not before giving her bottom a playful slap.

She glared at his retreating back until the door to the shop had closed
behind him, then looked back at the shop clerk, "Ever wanted to just shoot
someone over and over and over again?" The young woman just smiled politely
and began ringing up the Captain's items.  Kathryn waited patiently,
browsing a display nearby, then a flask of amber filled liquid caught her
eye. "What is this?" She held it up to eye level and studied it carefully.

"Antidesiac," the clerk packed items carefully into a carry out satchel, "it
is design for those who like prolonged play."

"Is that so," Kathryn's eyes narrowed thoughtfully, she glanced at B'Elanna
who had moved to wait nearby, "This could be just what I need to teach
Chakotay a very valuable lesson."

B'Elanna snickered, "Prolonged play eh, you're evil."

"Yup," Kathryn set it on the counter, "add that to my other purchases
please," she grinned at B'Elanna, "We'll see how much he brags tomorrow
morning..."

If there was one person Chakotay knew better than anyone else, it was
Kathryn. He knew when she was angry, he knew when she was tired, when she
was upset, at peace, happy, or when she had something up her sleeve. She
would get this look in her eyes, and the corners of her mouth would twitch
upward when she was in the same room with him. Long ago he'd learned when
she was keeping things from him, and this was one of those times.

So at 2100, an hour before she was supposed to meet him in his cabin, he let
himself into her quarters and moved quietly toward her bedroom. He knew she
was taking a bath, but a quick glance at her open bathroom door, and the
soft light that flittered out, confirmed it. Quietly, but quickly he moved
around her bedroom, looking for whatever it was that she had planned for
him. It didn't take him long to locate the amber filled flask, and lifting
it he inspected the label. "Antidesiac," he murmured to himself, a smile
spreading across his face. He read the instructions for the liquid, then
carried the flask into the outer room. He mixed the prescribed dosage into a
drink and downed it, then disposed of the rest.

Kathryn was just lifting herself from the tub when he appeared in the
bathroom door way, she stood there, a challenging look on her face as he
watched her. Then, when it was apparent he wasn't going to make a move, she
stepped out of the tub and reached for a towel. She moved slowly as she
wrapped it around her body, her eyes daring him to do something about it.
Then just as purposefully she walked past him, adding an extra swing to her
step and burhsing up against him ever so lightly. "I thought," she said in a
voice just a little huskier than usual, "the deal was to meet at 2200?"

He shrugged, then reached out and snatched the towel away from her body, "I
changed my mind." He gave her an appraising look, then reached forward and
looped an arm around her waist. He pulled her flush against him and growled
against her mouth, "Whatever you had planned... forget it.... plans just
changed."

She blinked up at him as his mouth nibbled on the corner of hers.  "Uhhh,
Chakotay?"

"Hmmm?"

Her hands came up to curl around his neck.  "What are you doing?"

He pulled back a minute and grinned seductively.  "Playing with you?"

She bit his lower lip.  "Really.  Am I some kind of toy then?"

He grinned again and lifted her into his arms, carrying her to teh bed.  "My
favorite one, my love.  And I intend to play with you all night long.  In
fact, I intend to make you scream for me, just to prove my point."

Her brow rose, "Is that so?" She glanced toward the dresser, freezing when
she noticed the flask missing. At his wicked cackle she glared at him, "You
sneaky son of a bitch."

He grinned and leaned down to nibble on her bottom lip, "I am huh? Well,
that would make me your sneaky son of a bitch... " He lifted himself onto
his knees, straddling her at waist level, then reached into the night table
next to the bed. He pulled out two silk scarves and used them to tie her
wrists securely, but delicately to the headboard. "Now my dear, we'll see
how loudly you scream, and how smug you are tomorrow morning."

Her eyes narrowed, "I'll get you back for this Chakotay."

"I certainly hope so Kathryn, and I look forward to it." He brushed a light
kiss across her lips, then began moving slowly downward, his lips just
barely brushing her skin in his descent. He moved down her neck, his nose
nuzzling the soft spot below her ear, and trailed a path down and across her
shoulder. He nipped at the soft skin covering her collar bone, then let his
tongue dart out to ease the spot.

She tried to ignore him, block what he was doing, not give him the
satisfaction of getting to her, but it was impossible.  No matter how she
might deny it, he was the only one she wanted to make love to her.  Hell he
had only to look at her with a hint of desire in his eyes and she was wet
and ready for him.

His tongue trailed lazy circles around her breasts, lapping at the silken
flesh but ignoring the nipples.  She groaned, arching her back up, begging
with her body, and still he ignored them.  He moved downward a bit and
nibbled on teh skin of her ribcage.  Each nip of his teeth was soothed by a
tender kiss and a light lap of the tongue.  Slowly he moved back up again,
once more nipping at teh flesh of her breasts before finally covering a
taunt peak and suckling it.  His teeth grazed her nipple, before he pulled back
and blew a stream of cool air across it.  She shivered and moaned, her fingers
twirling in the ends of the scarf as she tugged to be free.  "Chakotay...
let me go... let me touch you."

He looked up, meeting her eyes and smiling seductively.  "Not a chance love,
not until you're hoarse from screaming."  She groaned again and his smile
this time was one of pure male satisfaction, before he turned his attention
to her other breast, teasing it as he had its mate.

He pulled the pebbled peak into his mouth and rolled it around on his tongue
then lightly clasped it between his teeth and began running his tongue
across it. Kathryn whimpered and wiggled beneath him, moaning his name and
begging him to let her free, but Chakotay simply smiled and kissed his way
back across her chest to the other taut peak. He repeated the torture a few
more times, taking great satisfaction in the way she was writhing and
moaning beneath him, tugging at the bonds that held her hands and continuing
to plead for her freedom. Chakotay glanced up at her, a smile curving across
his face, then he winked and began trailing a path downward.

He smoothed his lips and tongue across her belly, pleased with the way her
stomach muscles danced under his play. He took a few moments to lavish his
tongue in her belly button, almost chuckling at the way she moved beneath
him. He knew his Kathryn was ticklish, but he also knew she liked this.
Chakotay continued his path downward, veering off to the right to trail a
string of kisses across her thigh. He bent her knee and lifted her leg to
allow him access, then moved inward, smoothing a damp path upward and
inward. Kathryn whimpered as his tongue darted out to lightly trail up the
path between her thigh and her hot center. She thrust against his mouth,
almost bucking him off, but trying to push herself against his mouth.
Chakotay just shook his head and smiled, "Not quite yet my love." He placed
a kiss at the top of her silken curls, then moved left, repeating his
carresses with the other thigh. Then he sat back and trailed a path down her
leg, leaving no spot unexplored by his tongue or his teeth.

By the time he had reached the toes of her left food she was watching him
intensely, hair matted and curled around her sweat dampened face, eyes dark
with desire, and lips parted to emitt little whimpers and moans. He watched
her as he lifted her foot to his mouth and one by one suckled on each of her
toes.

"Cha-ko-tay...."  Her wail caught his attention briefly as he worked his way
back up.

He paused, sucking a bit of tender thigh into his mouth, marking her as his.
"Was there something you wanted love?"

She bucked against him again in frustration.  "Damn you!  Stop teasing me.
End it now!"

He blew a cool stream of air against her wet curls, smiling as she shivered
and groaned again.  "I think not love.  I'm not done yet."

Low keening sounds escaped her mouth as he placed a gentle kiss on her
center, lightly flicking his tongue between her nether lips.  "Gods...
Chakotay...  Please?"

He chuckled against her, allowing her to feel the vibrations as he paused
his lips.  He widened her thighs, and studied the swollen nub before sucking the
too sensative bud into his mouth.  He closed his teeth lightly over it, holding it as he flicked his tongue over it rapidly.  It had the desired effect. Her body arched like a bow and froze, a scream tearing from her throat.

He stopped suddenly and leaned back, watching her as she slumped back onto
the bed, tears of frustration welling in the corners of her eyes,
"Chakotay.." She wimpered and arched toward him, "Please..."

He shook his head and moved slowly up her body and brushed parted lips
across her mouth, allowing her just the faintest taste of herself. Then his
tongue darted outward to trace her lips, it flickered across them, and when
he had her lifting her head toward him, he kissed her fully. His tongue
drove into her mouth, thoroughly tasting and claiming it. Then he abruptly
ended it, and began moving once more slowly down her body, repeating the
same torturous carresses as before.

By the time he had finally made his way back up her legs, she lay limp and
panting beneath him, too frustrated to move. He moved back over her and
hovered just above the desire matted curls, waiting.

A sob caught in her throat and she bit her lip, holding breath.  Still, he
waited.  She let out another soft sound, his name almost a whsipered prayer,
tears filling her eyes in her frustration.  He offered mercy.  His tongue
and teeth once more stroking her to a frenzy as his fingers plunged deep.  His
name came out once more in a hoarse scream of appeal, chanting, begging,
pleading, and still he played her, driving her to the peak and working her
with his hands, mouth and teeth until she convulsed around him.  The shock
waves of her release rocking them both, the shudders so intense that for a
moment she stopped breathing.  He moved back up her body, kissing her again
as his fingers lightly stroked over her in a soothing caress.  As she
calmed she slumped against him, unable to move.  He gave her a few moments then
released her, smiling as she sagged limply against him.  He drew her close
and adjusted her, cuddling her close as she drifted off to sleep.  He
couldn't stop the grin that played on his lips as he contemplated the
results of his night's works.

Chakotay awoke several hours later to find himself bound to the bed much as
Kathryn had been earlier. What had wakened him had been the light brush of
her lips against his skin, and when he stirred beneath her, she smiled up at
him, her eyes twinkling with mirth. "You must not have finished reading the
label on the flask Chakotay," she straddled his thighs and leaned low over
him to bite his nipple, "because if you had, you'd know that the Antidesiac
only lasts for two hours." She grinned broadly, "And it wore off two hours
ago." She braced her hands against the mattress on either side of his head
and let her breasts brush against his chest as she leaned forward and
mumured against his mouth, "Now, it's your turn... I'm going to make you
beg..." She winked at him then wiggled down his body to continue her slow
torture.

He let out a slow groan and closed his eyes.  The feel of her lips traveling
down his body was intoxicating.  The sensory overload of the trail of silken
hair and skin over his flesh, and the tender touch of her lips nearly blew
his mind.

She flicked her tongue over his nipple, teasing it slowly, leaisurely.  He
was burning up.  "Another thing you forgot to notice honey is that the label
warns that sexual arousal is amplified after repression.  So, everything I
do to you is going to feel more intense than it normally would."

He bucked against her teasing mouth and tugged at the scarves holding him
bound, wincing when they grew tighter, "Kathryn," he growled at her, "let me
free.."

She shook her head slowly, "All's fair in love and war," she licked a path
down his stomach then pulled back and blew across it, chuckling huskily as
his stomach muscles danced in response. "You do want to play fair don't you
sweetheart," she bit him just below his belly button, then eased the mark
with her tongue.

Chakotay growled again, "When I get free I'm going to.."

"To what?" Her eyes danced with amusement and mischieviousness, "To punish
me?" She purred the question then moved further down, her lips just barely
brushing his swollen, upright, member as she spoke, "But... darling, I
thought you'd already punished me?" She gave him a pointed look then
continued downward, nipping and licking a path down one muscular thigh then
the other.

Her eyes widened at teh sudden tearing sound.  And then she was dragged up
his body and flipped and he was buried inside her moving at a frantic pace.
"Punishment is a matter of perspective love, and right now, you are all I
see and feel."

She barely got a breath sucked in before his mouth was closing over hers,
their tongues dueling.  She gasped as his hands slid under her thighs,
pushing her legs wider.  Then his fingers were sliding to where they were
joined, driving her closer, faster, and she forgot about breathing.

When she came it was fast, hard and deep. She screamed as he pounded into
her, relentless in his movements, prolonging her release until she was
quivering beneath him, then he slowed down. "I read the label fully
darling," his strokes became torturously slow, he would almost pull out of
her before slowly sinking back in, "and what you failed to mention is that
while arousal is amplified, it's also prolonged... I'll be able to keep this
sweet game going for a while... will you?"

Her eyes narrowed at him, then with all the strength she could muster she
bucked against him until she rolled him over, then still joined she
straddled him, her hips rocking ever so slowly in a circular pattern, "I can
handle anything you can dish out Chakotay, are you sure you're 'up' to the
challenge?"

His grin was slow and mischevious, "I'm here aren't I love," he rose and
buried his face in her breasts, nuzzling and nipping at the soft mounds.

The movements continued.  Kathryn was surprised to find another climax
building as she moved against him.  She tightened her thighs, trying to slow
the pace even more, draw it out, but his hands shifted to her hips and he
bagan to guide her.  Finally she gave in and let him set the pace.  Her
reward was the smooth slick feel of his fingers against her, once more
stroking her to a frenzy.  He raised one hand and grasped teh back of her
neck, pulling her down for a kiss, a deep, leisurely, tasting kiss.  All teh
while, increasing the pace of their lower bodies.

Then, when she was certain release was near, he stopped and rolled them
over. She bucked against him in frustration, growling as he slipped free of
her and kissed his way down her body, but she moaned deeply when his mouth
brushed her slick folds. He tasted her, teased her, then slowly let the ache
within her build again.  He eagerly rode through the release with her, the
strokes of his tongue growing more soothing rather than teasing. Then he
rose over her and entered her again, moving ever so slowly and setting the
pace slow and easy.

She groaned at the sensory overload.  Shaking her head, she curled her
fingers in his hair.  "Too much Chakotay...  it's too much..."  Her breath
came in pants as her body began responding yet again.  She nearly sobbed as
he stopped moving and nibbled on her throat.  "Please...  Oh please
Chakotay...  End it now..."

His hands slid up her arms, his fingers twining with hers as he kissed her.
"Do you surrender all to me my Kathryn?"

Her breath stopped as he began to move again.  She growled, and bucked
against him, trying to push him to teh edge, but he just stopped moving.
"CHA-KO-TAY!"

"Do you concede?"

"Yes.." She moaned softly.

"I didn't quite hear you my love," he nibbled at the soft spot just below
her ear.

"YES!" She screamed, bucking against him again, then she lifted her legs and
wrapped them around his waist. "You know I'm yours," she growled, "so stop
playing games and finish it."

"Yes ma'am," he buried his hands in her hair, clamped his mouth down onto
hers and began thrusting deep and hard.

This time as teh waves began to roll over her, she could feel them rolling
through him as well.   She locked her ankles behind his back in an
unconcious effort to keep him with her, but Chakotay wasn't planning on going anywhere
this time.  Twin groans filled the room as the peaked together.  Chakotay
drew her close as the last of the tremors racked them, holding her so
tightly she was certain she would be bruised in the morning, but she didn't care.
Even as he collapsed, he rolled shifting her so that she lay curled in the
crook of his arm.  He leaned down, kissing her sweat streaked forhead.  "I
love you, Kathryn."

"I love you too, even if you are a sneaky bastard."

He chuckled, kissing her again. They lay in each other arms for a long
while, each floating on the edge of sleep. Then just as Kathryn was about to
drift off Chakotay blinked awake, lifted his head slightly, and looking down
he nudged her, "Urm... Kathryn... about those little side effects?"

She snuggled into his side for a moment, then sighed and rolled onto her
back, "Alright, make it quick I've got to be up at 0500..."

The End :)