Anonymity
By Cat and Kadith
Rated NC-17 (well, possibly R, but we’ll error on the side of caution)

Disclaimer: Idea inspired by the dragin’s sick and twisted brain...but
furball jumped in and as always offered the finesse! TPTB may own Voyager.. but I
doubt very seriously they’d claim these ravings!

Kathryn shook her head as the others at the table discussed Voyager’s latest
morale fad. It seemed that while on searching the computer’s data banks for a new
and unique way to raise morale, Neelix had discovered an obsession born in the
late 20th Century. The chat room had arisen during the last decade of that
century, during the great cyber boom. Intrigued by the idea, he had created one
aboard Voyager, using an empty communications database. The idea was, that crew
members would be able to chat, venting, relaxing or having fun, while
remaining completely anonymous. And now, after three weeks of enjoying the chat room,
the crew was scrambling to figure out who their anonymous chat partners were.
Kathryn laughed at Tom, who was being shot down a third time while trying to
figure out B’Elanna’s ‘screen name’. "Give it up Paris, I don’t know why you’d care anyway. Quite frankly I don’t see why any of you would be drawn to this charade." She shook her head once more as she lifted her coffee mug and sipped from it.

Chakotay arched a brow at her, "Don’t tell us you haven’t used it?"

"You know I haven’t Chakotay, and you know why. I think its ridiculous. I
would never have allowed Neelix to suggest the idea to the crew if I had known it
would turn into something this distracting. I’m tempted to yank it out of the
database."

"Aw come on Captain," Paris pouted, "you can’t do that. Admit it, it’s nice
seeing the crew excited about something for a change. And its fun, not knowing who
you’re talking to."

"And even more fun," Harry snickered, "knowing the Captain doesn’t go
‘online’."

B’Elanna cackled, "I knew that, if she had I think we’d all have been busted
down to the rank of crewman by now."

Kathryn’s eyes narrowed, "Uh huh, I wonder if I should have Neelix bring me
a transcript of this little chat room of yours."

Chakotay laughed and shook his head, "You really shouldn’t knock it until
you’ve tried it."

"And you," she shot him a look, "should get back to work," she rose as she
said it. "Like I’m doing. I’ll give it another week, if it continues to be this
distracting, I’m going to have Neelix yank it from the database."

The other occupants of the table grumbled as Chakotay stood to follow her
out of the mess hall. Tom leaned across the table, "Well, at least we know she
doesn’t use it. That means we don’t have to worry about getting into any trouble."

Harry nodded, "Yeah, but what if she yanks it?"

"She won’t," Torres leaned back in her seat, "she knows the crew is really
enjoying it, she won’t yank it, but she’ll start restricting it."

The other two looked unconvinced but shrugged in agreement. They quickly
finished their meal and returned to work, hoping to finish early so they
could go to their respective computer terminals…

***Delta Chat 1***

Moody: did you see the look on her face? I wonder what she really thinks.

Vixen: PFffft! don’t be such a whiner.. she doesn’t care. She just has to *Look*
tough. We all know she’s really a softy.

**Panther has entered Delta Chat 1**

Kasif: Oh right, she’s a softy and I just crashed the ship.

Panther: Who’s a softy?

Vixen: The Captain, she said she wanted to yank the chat room. But she won’t,
she’s all talk and no action.

Moody: Snirk... I bet Chakotay would know that better than anyone!

Kasif: OOOH! That was bad!

Shanti: I’d like to show Chakotay a few things about ‘action’.

Caly: I’m sure you would, but take a number and stand in line, I get him
first..

Vixen: Gag me with a spoon.

Kasif: hehehe.. what’s the matter Vix, you don’t like Chakotay?

Vixen: Not as much as Shan and Cal obviously. I mean, he’s nice lookin’, I
just can’t see myself taking him, literally.

Shanti: That’s okay, that just means I have more time to get out the cuffs
and chains.

Panther: Don’t forget the whip and silk ropes, oh and the ice and candle
wax. I’m sure he’d really like that.

Caly:  No, actually he doesn’t...

Moody: And you would know this..how?

***Saffire has entered Delta Chat 1***

Panther: Hey babe, you’re just in time, we’re discussing which methods of
torture good ole Chakkers would like best. Cuffs, silk ropes, ice, or candle wax...

Safire: Snicker, all the above, believe me.

Caly: Oh?

Shanti: Uh huh..

Safire: Yup, actually, he doesn’t like the cuffs, they left marks and Doc
gave him this whole, huge long lecture... bleck! Anyway, the ice was fun, but the wax
left a couple of burns. He wasn’t too happy about them. My suggestion, a feather
and ice... and of course the ropes.. can’t leave any marks on that perfect skin!

Panther: The voice of experience!

Vixen: *snorts..yeah right.

Safire: Suit yourself... been there, done him.. :P~

Vixen: Oh puleaze! Everyone knows.. Chak has eyes for only ONE woman... you’d
have to be a blonde alien bimbo to catch his attention...

Safire: Heheh...

Moody: *frowns... ya know, speaking of the Captain...

Safire: What about the bitch?

Kasif: WHEW! That was close... moving right along... hey Vix.. think we can
try the silk ropes and ice?

Vixen: In your dreams!

Panther: Hey Saf....

Safire: Mmhmm..

Panther: Tell them what “the bitch” did today..

Safire: You mean after the mess hall thing?

Vixen: what’d she do?

Panther: Yeah, in the science lab.

Safire: well... she came in while I was setting up for that Kihar583 experiment.. and must have been in a bad mood.. because nothing I had done was right. I mean, she really must not have gotten any last night, or in the last week, because she made me take everything apart, then put it back together. THEN she made me work the next 2 shifts, so I could take it all down when the experiment was finished.

Vixen: That sucks royally.

Moody: Man... I’m tellin’ ya... she really needs to get laid.

Kasif: Who’s gonna do it? She already chased Chakotay off.. I mean, the guy
must’ve been pretty desperate.. he started chasing after Seven!

Panther: Nah, that was a rumor... he was teaching her about her spirit
guide, she asked him to or something

Safire: Well, whatever bur is stuck up her butt it needs to get yanked out.
I pity Chakotay... If the ice queen ever does come around its likely his thing
would freeze off!

Vixen: Snirk... I wouldn’t doubt it. You know, there are really times I’d
like to tell her to just do it her own damn self. She calls down to engineering and wants
this done, and that done and done this time or that time.. and its GETTING ON MY
FRIGGING NERVES! I only have two hands! I just canna do it no more keptin!

Safire: hehe.. I think we need to all get together, nab her, tie her to a
bed and lock Chakotay up with her for a couple of weeks.

Panther: Poor Chakotay!

Moody: Really!

Kasif: Poor us when Chakotay gets out!

Shanti: LOL! Well, its been fun, but I have to work Alpha shift.. later guys!

***Shanti has left Delta Chat 1***

Caly: Me too!

***Caly has left Delta Chat 1***

Safire: Vixen! See what you did, you scared em off!

Vixen: Nope! That was all you!

Moody: I think they were all afraid the Captain is really one of us... heheh

Panther: No, she’s busy... I saw Chakotay go into her quarters earlier... if
she’s in a good mood tomorrow we’ll know how busy...

Safire: You people are just sick.

Moody: No, we just have vivid imaginations.

Vixen: Oh jeez, who do I have to screw to get off this boat!

Panther: I can get you off, maybe not the boat...

Vixen: Well if you think you’re man enough to try.

Panther: I think I’m more than enough man for you. Do you really think you
can handle it?

Kasif: Here we go, happy hour begins...

Safire: Kinky hour is more like it..

Kasif: Well baby, if you wanna get kinky..

Safire: Please, you wouldn’t know what kinky is...

Kasif: I think I’ve just been insulted.

Safire: No darlin’ you’ve been shot down. Crash and burn!

Panther: Yeah, just like Chakotay’s shuttles!

Vixen: OOOH! yowch!

Moody: You know... if you wanna get kinky... just think about the Captain in
Command mode... only with whips and chains.. meow!

Panther: Snicker... gives new meaning to ship domination.

Kasif: I’d like to dominate her world... er ship...

Vixen: You couldn’t dominate a turbolift.

Safire: snirk... and he crashes a second time! Careful Kas, you’ll break
even Chakotay’s record.

Panther: Depends on which record... Let’s see.. as far as alien bimbos go he’s 2:0,
and as far as shuttles go... well, I lost count!

Vixen: And of course, he’s batting 0:0 with the Captain...

Moody: The captain’s hand is batting 0:0 with the Captain.

Kasif: OH! That was brutal!

Safire: That was sick.

Panther: Well Moody, unless you’ve probed her quarters... how do you know?

Moody: Her mood.. no woman could be that freaking stiff all the damned time
and be getting ANY kind of action.

Safire: You want her bad don’t you.

Moody: Oh yeah... up against the wall...

Panther: Fast and furious...

Vixen: Snort

Safire: PPPFT!

Vixen: what is it with guys, that they think all women want it fast and
furious?

Safire: Like we really want to be bowlegged the next day.. hello! Stupidity
check!

Vixen: Like any woman really enjoys the “slam bam thank you ma’am” routine.

Safire: And what is it with this wall fettish you men have.. like we enjoy
having our backs bruised from being pounded into the bulkhead.

Panther: Excuse me..But its you women who wrap your legs around US, ask for
more.. and scream so freaking loud we can’t hear for an hour after. And you
expect us to know that you DON’T like it? HELLO STUPIDITY CHECK!

Moody: How did we get here?

Kasif: I don’t know, all I remember is a fantasy about pushing the Captain
up against the bulkhead and something else about being bowlegged.

Vixen: Oh god.. I can’t take it anymore.. I gotta go.. later!

***Vixen has left Delta Chat 1***

Safire: See what you did.. bad boy! Very bad boy!

Panther: You know you want me.

Safire: I want you strapped to the hull of the ship without a suit...

Panther: Before or after we explore jefferies tube 15?

Safire: Geez.. you men don’t know anything. What woman really wants to get
banged in a jefferies tube when she has a perfectly good bed waiting in her
quarters.

Moody: True enough.... welp, I’m back on duty in a few... later!

***Moody has left Delta Chat 1***

Kasif: I’m really enjoying the sexual tension in here and all, but the
Captain was expecting a report before the end of the day. So I will talk with you all
later. (and if I’m really lucky we’ll try out her desk... woohoo!)

***Kasif has left Delta Chat 1***

Safire: Well on that note.. I suppose I had better go as well.

Panther: Yup.. chao

***Saffire has left Delta Chat 1***
***Panther has left Delta Chat 1***

**End chat session**

Chakotay chuckled and looked at the chronometer, grinning. He plucked off
his combadge, shut off his computer, and played with the computer's command
codes. After checking the hallway to make sure noone was wandering around at
2 am, he slipped out of his quarters and over to Kathryn's. Quickly he keyed
in the override and walked into her quarters. Sure enough, she was waiting
for him in a silk nightgown with a bottle of wine. She grinned as he walked
up to her, slowly stalking her until her back was against the wall. "Shall I
remind how much you like the wall?"

"Only if you promise to give the bed a workout later."

"Your on." As his mouth closed over hers she started to chuckle. He raised
his head, an amused glint in his eyes. "They would die if they knew who we
were."

"Umm hmmm. But if they don't stop talking dirty about my Captain, I may have
to kill them."

She pulled him down for another leisurely kiss. "True, but you have to
admit, they've given us some pretty kinky ideas, and allowed us an outlet to
both expose and shield our relationship."

He chuckled. "You are a devious woman... and to give Neelix all the credit."

"Yep... Now, weren't you going to show me how much I liked this wall?"

As his mouth descended once more, he grinned. "My pleasure."

“Chakotay,” she said much later when they lay curled together on the bed,
“am I really as bad as all that?”

He frowned, then looked down at her, “Kathryn...”

“Seriously Chakotay, am I really that maniacal, controlling, icy, bitch?”

“Aww sweetheart,” he rolled over her, resting his head on his hand. “Someone
has to be the leader, and if getting this crew home, as safely as possible, and
keeping them fed and alive makes you a bitch then so be it. But sometimes..”

“Sometimes what?”

“Well, sometimes, you do get a little obsessive.”  He pushed her hands back
onto the mattress to keep her from pushing him away. “Well you do, and you know
you do. But on the whole I don’t think any of the crew resents you. Besides, you were the one calling the Captain a bitch and all."

She giggled slightly and tipped her head up and bit him on the chest. "That
was just to throw off suspicion. Besides how else can we boost morale?"

He chuckled, "You mean besides having orgies on the bridge? Hmm, that could
be a hard one.."

She rolled her eyes, "You men are all alike."

Chakotay laughed, rolling off of her, "But you love me."

Her smile softened as she rolled back to lay against his chest, "Yes, I do."
She draped an arm across his stomach and rested her head on his chest. "Now,
how to keep them guessing..." Her eyes closed slowly, the wheels in her head
already turning over ways of keeping the crew from figuring out just which
of the chat room regulars was their Captain and First Officer.

***You have entered Delta Chat 1***

Vixen: Anyway, I was sitting there and the Captain sat down beside me, and
I happened to look up. She was wincing! Wincing as she sat.. and we all know
that besides a little paper work in the ready room, and that thing in the
lab she was off. Soooo, question is.. what was the Ice Queen doing that made
her that sore? Hmmm?

Kasif: I could tell you, but then she'd kill me.

Vixen: You wish you could get that lucky.

Moody: That really depends on your definition of luck..

Safire: Pulease.. if anything she pulled a muscle from being so stiff.

Jayz: I don't really think that could be it. Maybe we should ask Chakotay..

Cata: Perhaps we should ask Ensign Delin, they were alone in the lab
together last evening, and that was the last time anyone saw the Captain.

Moody: Nah, she doesn't go for Ensigns.. been there, tried that..crash and
burn.

Vixen: Maybe she's just not into men.

***Panther has entered Delta Chat 1***

Safire: That could be a very real possibility... as much time as she spends
with Chakotay and still the sap hasn't gotten lucky... actually, now that
you mention it.. I think it IS a very real reason.. hehe

Panther: What?

Safire: We've decided Janeway isn't into men...

Vixen: I don't want to think about it..

Kasif: Snirk.. maybe she's into borgs...

Moody: Well why don't you go get assimilated and find out.. hehe

Kasif: ya think that would work? hehe

Vixen: If you aren't afraid vital parts would freeze off.

Safire: Snicker... or fall off later.

Panther: Oh that was mean... funny, but mean.

Safire: Well I aim to please.

Panther: No baby, that's my job...

Safire: and what a wonderful job you do of it too.. you stud you...

Vixen: Okay stud, sex kitten... get a room.

Safire: Actually, we have a room, two of them even. *waggles brows... and
the walls in both of them work just fine!

Kasif: I thought you didn't like the wall?

Moody: Yeah, leaves bruises and all that other rot.

Safire: Well if you do it right....

Panther: And I do it right.

Safire: yes he does... well, when I let him past the door.

Moody: Let's get off this talk about the Captain being into women and not
men. I can deal with the Ensign thing, but I have to have hope....

Safire: You're too easy.

Moody: And willing and able, but I can be hard too. Interested?

Safire: Nah... I like real men.

Vixen: *snort are there any onboard this ship.

Panther: I've already offered babe. Any time any place.

Cata: I wish Chakotay would make me that offer.

Kasif: Why are we obsessed with the command team's sex life?

Jayz: Because we don't have one of our own?

Kasif: Speak for yourself

Vixen: Ditto

Safire: Please!

Panther: hehehehe

Moody: Keep dreamin!

Kasif: Seriously though. Why focus on them?

Safire: Top of the food chain?

Panther: Nothing better to do.

Moody: Probably because they are the only with OUT a sex life.

Jayz: I wouldn't be so sure of that if I were you.

Safire: Oh? And what do you know?

Jayz: More than you I'm sure.

Panther: Don't be so sure of yourself.

Vixen: And you should be?

Panther: Babe, I am the know all, be all of this ship.

Kasif: You wish.

Safire: Hehe.. he just THINKS he's seen all there is to see.

Jayz: I am the man.

Safire: *choke

Vixen: Don't have a sex life either do you J?

Jayz: I, well, that's none of your business. Actually I see more action
than any of you.

Moody: Sex with holo-characters doesn't count.

Kasif: Unless you're the doctor

Safire: Or Seven...

Moody: Now that was uncalled for... *frown

Panther: Snirk... well in the case of the Doc.. Genealogical exams don't
count either.

Vixen: Oh now that's a sick thought.

Kasif: I don't even want to think of Doc as a pervert... I can't... *shudder

Jayz: Who said anything about the Doc? Who said anything about
holo characters? I just said I saw more action than any of you.

Safire: And before anyone else says it, let me reiterate... And everyone
sees more action than Chuckles or Kathy.

Cata: hehe, when did Q get here?

Safire: Q's like a recurrent nightmare, always popping up.

Panther: Let's change the subject, before it appears.

Moody: It still bugs me that he wanted to mate with the Captain.

Kasif: Why? You want to mate with the Captain.

Moody: True, but I'll still respect her in the morning

Vixen: You aren't respecting her now.

Moody: Aww come on... neither are you. Besides, he just wanted to get a
baby off her, it wasn't personal

Panther: You can't get much more personal than a child. Besides Q wasn't
the only one who wanted to breed with her.

Safire: Catfish babies don't count.

Vixen: Ouch, that's mean. I'm sure it mattered to those involved.

Panther: Well, at least it's one time we are certain she was into men.

Safire: He wasn't a man, he was a lizard. Not that he's changed much.

Vixen: True...

Kasif: Alright, alright, let's change the subject. You guys are giving me
the willies.

Moody: Snirk

Kasif: What? Wait... I don't want to know.... Yes I do... What?

Moody: Well, I was just thinking. We know Tom was a playboy, but I never
really thought he was into animals... and now.... well let's just say there
is an image...

Safire: ohhhhh.... That's an image I didn't need.. go away! go away! go
away! Oh shit.. its here to stay... *groan

Panther: BWAHAHAHA!

Safire: Oh shut up! I happen to know you are very much into animals too!

Vixen: You people are sick... twisted.. and completely socially
unacceptable.

Kasif: But that's why you love us isn't it?

Vixen: Well of course, who else would I push around!

Safire: Aww.. as sweet as this is.. my skin is now crawling.. I really need
a shower. Bye everyone.

***Saffire has left Delta Chat 1***

Panther: See what you did.. you scared her off.. now how is a guy supposed
to get lucky?

Vixen: You couldn't get lucky with your hand.

Kasif: Oh that was really cruel.

Moody: I'm saying. Ouch.

Panther: Well, that said... I think I'll go test that theory. Later.

Chakotay shook his head as he erased all record of his chat session from the
computer and backed away from his desk. He stripped out of his uniform and
pulled on a loose fitting shirt and pair of slacks. With that done he left
his quarters and move down the corridor, he rang Kathryn's chime and leaned
against the door frame while he waited for her answer. When she finally
acknowledged him he moved through the cabin to the bathroom.

She was just lowering herself into the tub when he entered. She smiled up at
him as she sank deep, a small sigh escaping her lips. "Well, I have it
figured out, I think... Vixen is B'Elanna."

He laughed, "That's an easy one. I'm thinking Kasif is definitely Tom, well
maybe. Jayz could be the culprit."

Kathryn nodded, "I originally thought Harry was Moody, but after tonight I'm
just not sure. It doesn't seem like him."

Chakotay snorted as he lowered himself to the side of the tub and reached
for her sponge, "As if Safire and Panther are like the Captain and
Commander?" He arched a brow at her as he lifted one leg and rested it in
his lap, then began slowly running the sponge along its length.

"Mmmmm... Okay so if Harry is Moody, Tom is Kasif, and B'Elanna is Vixen,
that leaves us figuring out who the others are."

"Well, it seems to me that the senior staff seems to dominate the
conversation. And based on Jayz comments about holo characters and action,
reminded me of something the doctor said. I can't see him passing up an
opportunity like this."

Her eyes widened at his words, and then drifted shut as his fingers glided
their way up her thigh. "You're right... I don't know why I didn't think of
it..."

His smile was steamy and full of promise. "We've got other things on our
minds, what say you we explore them?"

"Mmmm hmmm." Kathryn's fingers tangled in his shirt and drew him down for a
kiss.

~~*~~

"Stop goofing Be, I know you're Vixen. Your comment about engineering gave
you away."

"Alright, and I know you are Kasif."

"How?"

Harry leaned forward across the table. "I had you pegged when you made a
comment about control of the ship. It was a helm reference."

B'Elanna nodded. "I suspected then, but later when you got all squeamish
about the breeding thing and defensive when we were slamming ya, I knew for
sure."

"I guess that's reasonable... I know Harry is Moody."

"What?!"

"Ah come on Harry... We've all seen the way your eyes light up when the
Captain assumes that command stance on the bridge. You have a perfect view
of her backside."

B'Elanna nodded. "Yep. Tom brought it to my attention, and I watch you
every time I can when she stands with her back to you and her hands on her
hips. I've noticed you adjusting your trousers on more than one occasion."

"And," Tom continued, "you get all squeamish when anyone mentions the
Captain possibly being in the chat room, because you're paranoid of getting
caught!"

Harry blushed, "So what, at least I'm not obsessed with her, like some
people."

B'Elanna rolled her eyes, "Chakotay is over it, he's been taking turns with
the Delaney twins."

Tom snorted, "So they say..."

"True that," B'Elanna tapped her fingers on the table, "So if I'm Vixen, Tom
is Kasif, Harry is Moody, who are Jayz, Cata, Shanti, Caly, Safire, and
Panther?"

"Shanti and Caly are definitely Jen and Meg." Harry sat back in his seat, "I
think Jayz is the Doc, Cata I have no idea."

Tom nodded in agreement, "I'm with Harry there, so what about Safire and
Panther?"

B'Elanna sighed, "I could almost swear Panther was Chakotay, but I know he'd
never talk about the Captain like that, and Safire... I'm not sure."

Tom leaned forward, staring intently at his drink. "True... Chakotay isn't
one to kiss and tell, or even hint like the rest of us, but I tell you, I'm
just not sure. I mean some of our personalities come out in the chat, but
would you honestly talk as freely as we do in chat if we knew who we were
talking to? Face it, as senior staff, that's not exactly setting a good
example."

"What's not setting a good example?" Three heads snapped up as the Captain's
voice washed over them. Harry stared in horror as the Captain sat next to
him. Thoughts of his recent comments causing a blush. Chakotay sat across
from Kathryn and couldn't stop a grin as Harry fidgeted.

B'Elanna snickered, "We were just discussing the chat room, and how ironic
that the topic of conversation is so open."

"And how it wouldn't be if anyone knew who they were talking to," Tom
continued.

Kathryn quickly hid a smile behind her coffee mug, then after she lowered it
once more, "Well, if the chat is really turning into that much of a problem
for the crew--"

"No," Tom finished all too quickly, "we were just trying to figure out who
was who."

"And?" Chakotay leaned forward, resting against the table.

Harry blinked in a panic. "I didn't think you guys were into this stuff."

Chakotay smiled slightly. "We're not really, but sometimes the rumors are
interesting."

Kathryn set her cup down. "I personally think its a waste of time. All
everyone ever does now is discuss the chat room. I may have to take a look."
Kathryn bit back a grin as Harry blanched.

"It's all in good fun Captain," Tom smiled at Harry, "you have to admit that
we talk about it, but it hasn't interfered with our duties."

"And it won't," B'Elanna continued, "it's just fun to not be ourselves for
once."

Chakotay shook his head, "Whatever suits you." He stood and reached for a
stack of padds he'd been carrying, "Captain we have to meet Tuvok and the
senior security staff to go over the weapons inventory."

She nodded and rose, "If I find out this little chat room of yours has
interfered with your duties, I will yank it." She looked each of them in
the eye before leaving the room. She waited until she and Chakotay stepped
into the solitude of a turbolift before she burst out laughing. "Did you see
Harry's face?"

He shook his head, "You're evil, Kathryn..truly evil."

**Delta Chat 1**

Vixen: I'm telling you, I think she knows more than she lets on.

Moody: I think she's got a spy, but I honestly can't think of anyone.

Kasif: Well I'd blame Harry, but I know that's out of the question. Maybe
Seven...

Cata: What? oh.....

Kasif: Seven!?!

Cata: Yes... The doctor thought this would be an excellent learning session
for me. However, I fail to see the logic in discussing reproductive
lifestyles, or lack thereof.

Safire: There is no real meaning to it, just idle speculation and gossip.
It's all in fun really, and as long as no one deliberately hurts someone
else, it doesn't matter.

Cata: I still do not understand.

Panther: It's just fun, there is no logic. Socialization that’s it.

Cata: What is the purpose of using altered names?

Kasif: Anonymity. A chance to say or be someone else without repercussions.

Panther: There are always repercussions, there are just levels.

Cata: Levels?

Panther: Yes, levels. Sometimes you can be a bit more daring or vague or
funny or bold or sexy, but if you lose yourself, you lose the whole charade.
Then it's just a matter of hoping your spirit guide can find you and lead
you
back.

Cata: But Commander, where is the obscurity when we all know to whom we are
speaking?

*dead silence for several minutes*

Cata: Commander?

Panther: Not all of us know the identities of the others. The fun is in the
guessing, and if you guess right....

Safire: I guess we know who the Captain's spy is.

Panther: I am many things to the Captain, but spy has never been one of
them, thank you very much.

Vixen: True, okay, so who is it? Seven?

Cata: I have discussed this forum with only the Doctor, who has answered
some of my questions.

Moody: Welp... I don't know about anyone else, but I'll think I'll just shut
up now... The Captain is great, all hail the Captain, yeah.. okay.. whew!

Kasif: Snirk... Kissup!

Moody: Crash test dummy!

Safire: Boys... behave yourselves.. we know you want each other, but
there's no reason to have a lovers spat in public.

Vixen: LOL!

Panther: Actually, mating rituals are not the thing to be discussing in a
public forum of any type. You people should be ashamed of yourselves, sick
individuals that you are.

Kasif: Whatever, Chuckles... snirk... you baaad boy you!

Safire: Yeah, when I want-- hey, if Panther is Chakotay, and Cata is
Seven.. hmm... Kissup... *points at Moody, HARRY!

Moody: Nuh uh!

Safire: Uh huh!

Moody: No way, I luv my Captain, my captain is great...

Panther: Gag me... no one is that great.. not even Janeway.

Safire: Really? And here we thought you'd be the first to sing her praises.

Panther: Depends... on what is needing to be praised. If you mean her
ability to lead this ship, maybe... Kathryn as a person? Definitely....
Whether or not she's a good lay... Absolutely... even has that adorable
little mole on the inside of her left thigh... heh

Safire: If I wanted to hear your opinion on mating rituals I'd have asked
you tattoo boy. Besides, where do you get off telling about my mole. It's
not like I told them about the tattoo on your butt that matches the one on
your forehead.

Moody: Oh my... I think I'm going to be sick.

Kasif: Well Harry, look on the bright side. At least now we know who the
Captain's spy is.

Safire: Oh hell... Chakotay!

Panther: I knew I was going down and there was no way in hell I was going
down alone. Besides babe, you stuck your foot in it, not me.

Safire: Well, there are plenty of things you aren't going to be sticking
anywhere, any time soon.

Moody: Oh god...

Kasif: Snirk.. Crash and burn!!!

Vixen: snicker.. I knew it!

Kasif: Yeah right!

Vixen: I did.. she was MUCH too free in her criticisms to be ANYONE but the
captain. I mean.. Ice queen, Bitch... who on this ship would be brave enough
to say that!

Safire: You mean besides you... B'Elanna?

Vixen: Oops....

Kasif: Oops is right.. snirk... teahaha!

Vixen: Oh shut up, helm boy.

Panther: Kat, I told you it was Tom.. no one else is that arrogant.

Safire: Then that just leaves Jayz doesn't it.. hmmm

Jayz: I think you all know... but do feel free to contemplated it. I think
you all wanted to get caught. Mentioning the mole was a good touch
Commander, but why didn't you mention *her* tattoo? hehe

Safire: Well, that settles.. I know of a holographic doctor that's going to
be NO MORE!

Vixen: Hehe... the things you learn...

Moody: Tattoo? *sniff

Vixen: Oh grow up Harry.

Moody: Okay okay, so I lust after my Captain. It's not a crime and its not
like she doesn't know. Oh gods, the things I've said.

Safire: At ease Ensign, before you sprain something.

Moody: I'm going to go crawl in a hole and die now. Bye.

***Moody has left Delta Chat 1***

Kasif: Poor Harry, talk about blue balls and the unreachable dream. Tell me
Captain, how are you ever going to be able to stand on the bridge with your
hands on your hips and your back to Harry?"

Safire: Well Tom, it's all about power and control. I have it, he doesn't.
Besides you guys actually think I didn't know about his little staring
sessions? Tuvok tells me everything.

Vixen: I knew you were good Captain, but I never realized you were a master.

Panther: Gotta have a hobby right Kat?

Vixen: good thing Tuvie's not here huh? Serious breaches in protocol and
all that.

Safire: Hehe, he's here. Who do you think moderates the damn thing?

Kasif: I thought it was the computer!?!

Safire: Technically, with a direct link to Tuvok's security console. Why
do you think I decided to take a peek in the first place. The conversation
caught my attention and I had to see what Chakotay and I were doing in the
betting pools. BTW Tom, thanks for those replicator rations. They'll keep
me in coffee for a month.

Kasif: Ma'am?

Safire: I believe the odds are twenty to one that the Captain and the First
Officer would be discovered having done the dirty before the New Year? Only
one person has bet the odds? You'll see that that is connected to my
personal account. I suggest you close the betting books Tommy Boy.

Kasif: oh hell well I'm broke and busted, so I guess I'll join Harry in
that corner.

***Kasif has left Delta Chat 1***

Vixen: Well hell, talk about cleaning house... I love it when we knock
those cocky critters off their high horses, don't you Captain?

Safire: Absolutely B'E, absolutely.

Vixen: Well, I'm going to find the boys and "console" them. Later.

Safire/Panther: Bye

***Vixen has left Delta Chat 1***

Cata: Everyone is leaving Doctor and I have several questions.

Jayz: Meet me in sickbay and I'll try to explain. Goodbye Captain,
Commander.

Cata: Yes, goodnight.

Safire/Panther: Later!

***Jayz has left Delta Chat 1***
***Cata has left Delta Chat 1***

Panther: You are bad my Kathryn, truly evil.

Safire: Care to come over and punish me?

***Panther has left Delta Chat 1***
***Saffire has left Delta Chat 1***

***This Chat session has ended, to review a complete transcript please enter
the correct authorization code.***

Tuvok arched a brow before, and contemplated the peculiarities of human
activities before deleting the transcript, as per the Captain’s orders.

THE END!